Dear travelers,
I am Diggory Butterburrow, your host, provisioner, keeper of several very orderly lists, and reluctant administrator of the waiting list.
I take great pleasure in full tables, comfortable chairs, abundant meals, good stories, and making certain every guest feels properly welcomed. You may therefore expect my letters and dispatches to contain cheerful news, careful preparations, affectionate encouragement, and perhaps the occasional question about what all those creatures are doing inside your cards.
I understand that you practice an unfamiliar card-table art called Magic. Whether it involves true enchantment, elaborate trickery, or an exceptionally complicated game remains unclear to me. I am nevertheless delighted by the prospect, provided any dragons remain securely inside the cards and nothing sets fire to the pantry.
With great enthusiasm,
Diggory Butterburrow
Host, Provisioner, and Reluctant Keeper of the Waiting List